Wow, Shaymus, I had no idea that you were so good at answering all these questions! Well, here's one for you: if you were a conjoined twin doing the hokey pokey, and your other half didn't want to do it, would you kick him till he relented, or just give in and sit down while all the other kids danced around doing the H-P, or the Sierra Tango, or whatever it was they were doing? Hmm?

       Student

Student,

That's a tough one...It depends how I was joined to my twin. If we were joined side by side, pehaps, say, at the the level of thoracic vertebrae 8-10, then kicking his shins with a back kick of my heel might be an option. A twin joined directly to my frontal bone would be in a heap of trouble, as keeping me from doing the hokey pokey would probably result in him not only getting kicked, but punched as well. The Sierra Tango has been banned in public schools by the Bush administration.

        Shaymus